Not "Swan Lake" but more like "Goose Lake" as the only things to be seen moving on the Stamford Park Boating Lake are dozens of Canada Geese.
The boathouse is open for business, but there are no takers, even on a bright and sunny day.
Did you fay funfing? - One of my favourite knockers I've come across in London (still in Chiswick)
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